i hurt myself in the kitchen more than almost anyone i know.
chris thinks it's one of my endearing qualities.
today i was incorrectly using the mandolin to slice cucumbers, when i also sliced off the tip of my finger and half of my fingernail. seriously. as i'm holding it under the cold water and washing it, i looked over and i see the tip of my finger, still attached to the nail, sitting on the kitchen counter.
so THAT'S why a handy veggie-holder device is included in the set.
it hurts. like woah. making me nauseous.