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the second time, i thought he was a reporter. because he was on the news.
but i really thought he was the guy from "curb your enthusiasm"-- just because i've seen him on billboards. or like joel osteen will look, in 20 years.
dude, i voted for the president, not the vice president. i don't know who the vp is. why should i?
(as ignorant as that sounds, i should let you know i'm not very political. at all. but really. it's just the vp. not the president. i know who the president is.)
**insert thought break here**
and now, so that you don't think i'm the lamest person in this house, i'd like to share with you another story from this morning.
chris: do you think that whales are like, the last of the swimming dinosaurs?
me: no, they're mammals.
chris: but dinosaurs were mammals.
me: ummm... no. they were reptiles.
chris: i know that the carnivores were reptiles, but the big ones, the ones that cared for their babies, those were mammals.
chris: stop smiling at me!